Up on my housetop,
What's that sound?
Someone's stomping
All around!

Time for a lock-down!
Traps are armed!
Off my roof
Or you'll be harmed!

Ho ho ho! Why, hello!

Oh, no, no! Don't you go

Down through my chimney!
Is that clear?
You're not welcome here!

Where are the stockings?
Where's the wreath?
Please don't hurt me!
I'm no thief!

Where is the tinsel?
Where's the tree?

Stay the heck
Away from me!

Ho ho- OH! Easy, bro!

How 'bout no? Time to go!

Find somewhere else
To spread some cheer.
You're not welcome here!

Down in the basement,
Could there be
Milk and cookies
And a tree?

Gather your presents,
Get your sack,
Take a hike
And don't come back!

Ho, ho, ho! What's below?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go

Down in my basement!

Hmm, I fear
I'm not welcome here...

Where is he hiding?
Where'd he go?
He's here somewhere,
This I know!

I've got his crowbar,
And his key!
I've gotta go,
He's after me!

Ho, ho, ho! You're too slow!

Oh, ho, ho! You would know…

Give me the gift sack-

Kiss my rear!

Please don't take it- (What's inside?)
Stop! You'll break it! (I don't mind-)

You're not welcome here!