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Everything's A Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song Lyrics - Artist : Random Encounters
[PROF:]
Everything's a puzzle, A myst'ry to me! The shape of this toast, or The taste of my tea! Everything's a riddle; A quand'ry to solve! I'll best every test, No matter what they involve! We've got to use every clue; Till we deduce the final key! We've got to plan every move Three steps ahead! [LUKE:] I don't think you can even do that… [PROF:] We've got to search every inch, And do it mathematically! Till we solve every riddle, Colossal or little, By fiddling with things methodically! [LUKE:] Professor, I don't see how this is a puzzle- [PROF:] Now now, Luke! Hop to it! That's what a gentleman does! [LUKE (to the cat):] Don't get used to this. [PROF:] Everything's a puzzle! And all that I see Awaits a solution From someone like me! Quantify this mayonnaise! Finagle this cheese! Triangulate pant-size Of this underwear please! [LUKE:] Professor, that's well and good, But really, have you lost your mind? There are no puzzles to solve Beneath a skirt… [PROF:] Quite astute of you! We've got to crack every code, Decipher every glyph we find! There's no need for hints With both our brains combined! [LUKE:] Professor- [PROF:] Everything's a puzzle! I'm sure you'll agree That everything's a puzzle To me! Everything's a puzzle To tinker and tweak! To dig in and dissect The source of mystique! Every new enigma Proves veritably that Everything's a puz-zle To me! |
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