You can brush I am thru going potty
This is mine comfy chair
Beam me up it's time to go Mister Scotty wee!
If it fit it ships now get in there
Oh hello, we're out of toilet paper
Oh hi, wantz to play insides my fort?
Ok bye, I think I tea you later
If not for sits then why it made of warm?

Because we're lolcats! (lolcats!)
Lolcats! (lolcats)
And we roll like the lolcats do
Because we're pro at (pro at)
Lolcats (lolcats)
And we'll lolcat the crap out of you!

Zombie slaves so hard to steer
Lifelong fear of bread in 3.2.1...
Yarr! I be fluffy beard! haha!
I cannot brain today I has the dumb derp!
Opera cat sings only soprano
Don't mess with me I haz tuff
Hey guys, look invisible piano
In your office copying my butt

You see we're lolcats (lolcats)
Lolcats (lolcats)
And we roll like the lolcats do
You see we're pro at (pro at)
Lolcats (lolcats)
And we'll lolcat the crap out of you

So join the lolcats (lolcats)
Lolcats (lolcats)
Your whole soul is controlled by our crew
Us evil lolcats (lolcats)
Lolcats (lolcats)
And we're here to befuddle with lolcats and cuddles
Cause that's what lolcats must do