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Keep The Shovel Ready Lyrics - Artist : Buddy Brown
He walked up my porch, shook my hand
Picked up my daughter, "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" We shut the door, and my wife slapped me She said, "He's a gentleman, why don't you look happy?" I said, "Baby, it's so crazy you can't see" 'Cause I been that guy before and he only wants one thing That boy's a loaded gun and he only wants some fun Well, he ain't gonna get it from my little girl I know boys and how they think, don't go acting like it's sweet 'Cause I can make it look like an accident for sure She said, "One day, your little girl's gon' get married You can't kill these boys", and I said, "Maybe not But just keep the shovel ready" I went in my garage and found the bench press Could've thrown 250 up 'bout fourteen times I paced the house, looked out the window Till his truck pulled in at 11:59 Then he walked her to my door to get a kiss But I swung the door wide open, scared him to death and it made me grin 'Cause that boy's a loaded gun and he only wants some fun Well, he ain't gonna get it from my little girl I know boys and how they think, don't go acting like it's sweet 'Cause I can make it look like an accident for sure I know one day, your little girl's gon' get married I can't kill these boys, no, maybe not But I still keep the shovel ready Five years later, they're in love and going on their honeymoon He's growing on me but our family graveyard's still got extra room 'Cause that boy's a loaded gun, it ain't all about some fun 'Cause damn it, we're talking 'bout my little girl I know boys and how they think, and it sure as hell ain't sweet 'Cause I can make you look like an accident for sure Yeah, that day has come, my little girl's got married I can't kill that boy, no, maybe not But I still keep the shovel ready I still keep the shovel ready |
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