All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack
A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack
If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack
And mama feeling naughty on Christmas

Well it ain't too long till Christmas day
And the in-laws are coming in to visit
So I'm sure as hell gonna need a drink
And 11 more to go with it
All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack
A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack
If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack
And mama feeling naughty on Christmas

You know Christmas is such a wonderful time of year
When the family comes to spread Christmas cheer
It ain't five minutes before I need a beer
In that little fridge out in my garage

When uncle billy gets drinking he tells dirty jokes
The kids pick them up, and oh good Lord
A redneck Christmas around the old tree
I tell the kids there's normal folks out there
Just not not family

Well it ain't too long till Christmas day
And the in-laws are coming in to visit
So I'm sure as hell gonna need a drink
And 11 more to go with it
All I want for Christmas is a cold 12-pack
A cold 12-pack, a cold 12-pack
If only I could get myself a cold 12-pack
And mama feeling naughty on Christmas