I was driving up on 85
I saw a car pulled up on the shoulder
I thought hell I'm good on time
So I just took my truck and pulled over

Man and woman there inside
Scared to death and I said why
They said their back tire's
As flat as can be, huh
So I'm looking in the back
Tire, iron, and a jack
I said hell son you got everything you need

Is there a man I can talk to
Ain't you got a pair between your legs
Well hop on out 'cause I'm gonna show you
Let's throw on them big-boy pants
We got women asking men to act like women
And now they just can't come through
And this is what you get
Is there a man I can talk to
Is there a man I can talk to

I was almost back to my hometown
Saw 15 people standing near the woods
Family dog ran in there, now he won't come back
And this just ain't no good

And all these women crying
I thought oh for heaven sake
Three guys here but they're all scared of snakes

Is there a man I can talk to
Ain't y'all got a pair between your legs
Come on in 'cause I'm gonna show you
Yeah let's throw on them big-boy pants
Yeah we got women asking men to act like women
And now they just can't come through
And this is what you get
Is there a man I can talk to
Is there a man I can talk to

Them boy scouts got girls now
And scouts are for rookies
They can't make a squirrel trap
But they might've made them cookies

Is there a man I can talk to
Ain't y'all got a pair between your legs
Lord Almighty I'm gonna show you
Let's throw on them big-boy pants
We got women asking men to act like women
And now they just can't come through
And this is what you get
Is there a man I can talk to
Is there a man I can talk to