Shadows lie across our hearts
As we walk another hundred miles
It's only the first day
And three fifths of our party has died
(Not a good average)
Then we saw the waterfall
Where the Stallion of Satan resides
We would have to tame him if
We wanted to save our lives
Because we must...

Follow the guiding light
Of the North Star
Even though it screwed us over
A bunch of times
What's your problem?
Go fuck yourself, Star!
(He didn't mean that)