When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven't
Even thought about
Starting now

I've got a heart boner for you
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I'll rail you with my class

You've helped me find maturity
I'll be your wiener king, tee hee

I've got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Heart boner
Got a heart boner

You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There's so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo

This heart boner's for you
I stand before you thick and true
I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
This heart boner's for you