[Danny Sexbang:]
Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone
[Person 1:]
Oh God, I've been stabbed!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Brian, no!
[Referee:]
Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for-
[Person 2:]
Hey, you can't-!
[Person 3:]
Why does he have grenades?!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds! That's a new record for you! Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship