The brownies in the break room are stale
I sit at my desk and cut my fingernails
And I'm sweating through my shirt 'cause they turn the AC off
It's the weekend, baby, and they're saving some costs

They pay me overtime to fantasize about murdering my boss
Now I got all these bills to pay
But I don't want to work on Saturday, no!

Paying off Christmas from 2 years ago
When I was younger I didn't know
That you shouldn't use credit cards to pay off loans
Now I work all the time, but I'm always broke

Like, how's it even possible to work so much and always be so broke? Now I got all these bills to pay
But I don't want to work on Saturday, no!

I'd rather jump off the roof of my office
I'd rather go to church with my parents
I won't have a day off until the apocalypse

I don't want to work on Saturday
I don't want to work on Saturday
I don't want to work on Saturday
I don't want to work on Saturday, no!