I got drunk at board game night when everyone was sober
I won't go so hard next time or at least use a coaster
Do not pass go or take $200

I called out of work and lied about it to my boss
Video games are a terrible reason to take the day off
But all progress not saved will be lost

Cuz I'm back on my bullshit again
I don't have that many friends left
Cuz I'm back on my bullshit again
I don't have that many friends left, right?

And why am I kind? I'm a coward in disguise
Why do I try to impress people I don't like?
Why do I criticize your shine? It's because I'm not that bright

And why is it necessary for my therapist to think I'm funny?
Why when I have a bad day I treat everybody shitty?
And why don't I learn my lesson till I've ruined everything

And why am I
Not more wise?
I've made every kind of mistake
Should know better this time

I'm back on my bullshit again
I don't have that many friends left
I'm back on my bullshit again
I don't have that many friends left

I'm back on my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit
Cuz I'm back on my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit
Cuz I'm back on my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit
Cuz I'm back on my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit again
On my bullshit again