Well that hardcore bands make you feel like a man?
Well did you know that they used to be a ska band?
Used to be a ska band, used to be a ska band
Used to be a ska band, used to be a ska band!

Went to a show
Kicked in the head
I want two tits
I want you dead
I wanna blow off steam
I'll punch you in the teeth
We're on the same team
I run this scene

You're not a punk
You're just an asshole and you're drunk

Whimps! Whimps! Whimps in the pit!
Whimps! Whimps! Whimps in the pit!

If you fall I'll pick you up
If you fall I'll pick you up
We're all awkward as fuck
We're all awkward as fuck
And it's not gonna stop us from having fun!

Whimps! Whimps! Whimps in the pit!
Whimps! Whimps! Whimps in the pit!

I hate being in the pit
And there's always huge people crowd surfing
And trying to crush me
They don't understand that they're 6'4

Afghhghghdghdhgdhh! Whimps in the pit
Aghghhhghdhgdhfhshh! Whimps in the pit