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Tom Cardy Presents The Even Newer Tom Cardy Range Lyrics - Artist : Cardy, Tom
I'm a business man with a business plan
I'm gonna make you money in- (Spoken) Hello Benton Do you have more vinyls now? How is your number in my phone? I want a new mug and a corduroy hat What? You get the corduroy hat and you're on the triple-Js, so I want one- I'm not doing any more merch- the fuck? (Merchandise) I want a new mug, a hat, a bag, and repress the vinyl in a fun color, okay? Goodbye (Round 2) (Fight) Pink The vinyl is pink and The high five shirt really makes you think (Anxious jumper) Very very fine, and The big breakfast now comes in a mug Did I say I made a shirt with the same design as the sweater I don't think I did Did you know I made a hat Made a corduroy for your head You did not I got a bag that says 'I am tired' Only buy this bag if you are tired Please don't ruin the system Don't make me a liar by buying this bag if you're not tired If you want a vinyl Then buy a vinyl Don't wait till they're sold out And then message me I don't have any left I don't have extra vinyl That I don't sell lying arou- I don't have- there's- No one has vinyls lying around That's not how vinyls work That's not how anything works (Did you restock the vinyl, mister?) (I want a new mug and a corduroy hat) |
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