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Best Friends Lyrics - Artist : Cardy, Tom
Hey, Gareth
Hey, Tom What's up? Not much, what's up? No... I say "what's up" I say "what's up" too No, it-... okay, we can just... do another take, I guess Yeah, I got somewhere to be in a half-hour, so... What do you mean you have somewhere to be in half an hour? I thought we had the whole day blocked out Well, I did, but then something came up, now I don't have that time, that's just the reality Fuckin' whatever, I'm just gonna upload this video, then Uh, no, you are not gonna use this video! Don't turn around, just look at the camera I'll- I'll look wherever I want! I'm a human being and you do not have permission to use this video I don't need your permission, champ, if it's my microphone, it means it's my sound recording No, that's not how music legally- music rights work, okay? Oh, okay, you're gonna school me on music rights, the guy who famously doesn't know what the other guy is talking about is gonna teach me something, huh? Oh, fuck off, at least I didn't get famous on TikTok from saying "cunt" Okay, there was a lot of musical skill involved in that video- please don't turn around I can look wherever I want! I'm allowed to look anywhere! Yeah, and look at the camera, okay? Lemme ask you this, where is this headed? What is this about? It was a good idea, originally Best friends, they're two best friends What's the point of this? It isn't funny Not everything has to be a fuckin' joke, Gareth Best friends in the song and also in real life I thought today was gonna go differently Yeah, well, I don't know, dude, it's kind of a weird idea for a song if you think- Oh my god, there's another verse? It's three minutes long, I thought we had the entire day to do this, Gareth What's going on, why- why are you looking at me like that? Y'know, I listen to your podcast a lot, and you don't look like your voice makes you sound like you should look like What kind of thing is that to say to a best friend? Ah, so you do think we could be best friends I mean, I'm still open to the possibility of being best friends, sure! I'm not, fuck you, cunt (Game!) Okay, you know what? I-I'm ordering a car You're not gonna be able to get reception because of all the lead The lead? Yeah, there's lead on the walls, there's lead on the ceiling, my nail polish, that's lead too Lead is terrible! Oh, here he comes to tell me how I'm a bad friend, music rights, and how... lead's cancerous? Well, I just didn't know that I was in a lead jail Would you stop yelling at me? That microphone is very expensive Okay, how about this? If I break your microphone, I'll pay for it. I'll give you money right now You Americans always tryna break shit and then just spend money on it, huh? W-well, it's gone pretty well until recently, Tom I think I'd like you to leave, Gareth Well, I'd like to leave too, and the good news is I just got a car, and by the way, this whole studio smells like feet Dammit, he canceled! Best friends, they're two best friends You want my advice? Shave the mustache. It's creepy Best friends on two horses and the horses are best friends You thought the horses would also be best friends? I had very high expectations for this What the hell is this? (Unintelligible) You what? I recorded a rap, okay? Gareth and Tom being funny and hip in a cool best friend relationship Could you do me a favor? What? Don't listen to this next bit Tom got a tattoo of Gareth on his butt crack Now it's time for Gareth to get one back ...Would you wanna get a tattoo of- No. No, that's not... Look, dude, it's-it's fine, it's alright, it's fine Really? I feel kind of embarrassed by this in hindsight Well, it's been a little awkward, but... next time we can hang out and... y'know, we'll do a song Really? Yeah, you can prepare something and- I'd really like that Yeah, somethin'... you know- Key change! (Best friends, they're two best friends) I got you! I'm not sure what you're celebrating right now, Tom I got you is what is happening! Can you just- Fuck you! Tom! Best friends, they're two best friends (They're two best, they're two best friends) |
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