If you love a woman one time
They don't call you a lover
And if you steal one heart
People don't call you a thief
Oh, no-no
Oh, no-no
Oh, no
But if just one time
You get too drunk and shit
In your best friends bathtub

Everybody calls you tub-shitter
(Tub-shitter)
No matter it was once
Now you're tub-shitter
(Tub-shitter)
You're gonna be known as tub-shitter
Forevermore