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Hair Parody Lyrics - Artist : Bart Baker
[Sean Paul:]
I am Sean Paul I was big back in two-thousand three [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] How'd you get on my phone? [Sean Paul:] We used to date Don't act like you do not know me [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] What? [Sean Paul:] So now in order to gain relevance with teens I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] God no I call my squad [Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] Hey [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] Girls we got a problem [Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] What? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] Has-been Sean Paul Is getting featured in our new hit pop song "Hair" [Perrie Edwards:] That can't be it's not fair no! [Jade Thirlwall:] Check out his pics [Perrie Edwards:] Can't believe you dated [Jesy Nelson:] There's just one thing to do now get wasted [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] This is like a nightmare [Perrie Edwards:] Hey look there I just saw Sean Paul out there I'm sure it was him I swear [Jade Thirlwall:] I don't see him anywhere [Sean Paul:] I hope they don't look down here [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] We're just another generic pop group Created and managed by Simon Cowell [Simon Cowell:] My next cash cow cos One Direction sucks now [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] But good pop groups always have five members We're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony Like 98 Degrees was to NSYNC and Backstreet [Perrie Edwards:] Pizza guy's here! OK [Jade Thirlwall:] Why did we order this many pizzas? [Perrie Edwards:] Hey it's Sean Paul Ew get out you geezer! [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] This song's ours get lost! [Sean Paul:] Let Sean da Paul be involved [Perrie Edwards:] Maybe if we give ourselves haircuts Sean Paul will not recognize us And he'll get out our hair [Jesy Nelson:] I'll also cut down there [Sean Paul:] I have got to get in there Get my hands on all their hair And cover my head that's bare So they'll think I am younger [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] Three of us look like perky teenagers [Jesy Nelson:] But I look like I'm at least forty-one [Jade Thirlwall:] Cos she's my mom [Simon Cowell:] Shh be quiet just act young! [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] Who are you? [Sean Paul (in disguise):] I am the electrician I'm here to fix the electricity [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] Ew it is Sean P Jerk get out of our song please! [Sean Paul:] Yo yo! [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] Leave us alone! [Sean Paul:] Why are you being such a hater? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] You're trying to ruin our song! [Sean Paul:] No I'm in Jamaica As you can see I'm in a tropical location I'm definitely not just hiding in your kitchen If someone's trying to get in your house it's not me [Leigh-Anne Pinnock:] Then who's the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] That is the final straw you freak stop with the stalking! [Sean Paul:] Don't lock the door I just want your hair cos I'm balding [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] We've got to call the cops on that weirdo [Officer:] 911? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] This is an emergency We need help please [Officer:] I am sending the police [Officer:] What seems to be the problem ladies? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair Make him disappear! [Officer:] Where is he? [Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Jesy Nelson:] He's in there [Sean Paul:] Sean Paul So mi go so den I stuck a your hair to a my head wit glue Now I look like I am twenty-two Can I now be in a dis vid wit you? |
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