All you people gather round
And get together
Yeah get together
No more sitting on your booty
Party people it's your duty
You know what I mean
Tell your body what to do
It's up to you now now

Now let you tight pants
Do a new dance
Do the rodge
Roger Thomas is upon us
Don't you fight it
Do the rodge

Can't you see it's so easy
It's now or never
Yeah get together
Lay it on me, lay it down
Slap me five and gather round
The party
Is getting started
Let's act retarded
No one is carded

Now shake your onion
Like a grunion
Trying to spawn
Grab your girl unless she's Shirl
Hit the dance floor
Do the rodge

Now shake your onion
Like a grunion
Trying to spawn
Grab your girl unless she's Shirl
Hit the dance floor
Do the rodge

Rock the rodge across the nation
A bicentennial celebration
Tell two friends and they'll tell two
And they'll tell two and so on and so on
It's easy to do
Tell your body what to do
It's up to you now now

Now shake your onion
Like a grunion
Trying to spawn
Grab your girl unless she's Shirl
Hit the dance floor
Do the rodge

Now shake your onion
Like a grunion
Trying to spawn
Grab your girl unless she's Shirl
Hit the dance floor
Do the rodge