Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why
And oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die

Second verse, same as the first

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why
And oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die

Third verse, different from the first

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA
And oh, I don't know why
And oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die