It's not the first time somebody has had the flu
Remember when you had toothache
A hot lemsip will help to stop the sneezing so
You will have to stay happy

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Remember
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days

I know it's crap when there's something in your eye
Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back
It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer
But you have got to stay happy

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I know it's sad when your face is acne
But don't be put off by some yellow spots
So you have got a toe nail that his growing in
You have got to stay happy

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Worse things happen at sea