Excruciating (pain)
I woke hesitating, oh no
I can't lift me left leg
Me foot and me butt's dead, uh oh

What a bleeding nightmare
Aching everywhere, crying
A sack of sciatic pain
Sending me insane, dying

A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago

Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks
Sciatica atica shucks

A trapped sciatic nerve
What good does this serve me?
I need an ambulance quick
I'm ruined rheumatically

A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago

Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatica atica atica atica
Attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks
Sciatica atica shucks

It's not fair
Nobody cares
It's no laughing matter
I'm going scatty with sciati-ca-ca-ca

A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago

Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks…

Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
…
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatica atica atica atica
Attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks
Sciatica atica shucks