Arthur's in a world of sin
He's bonked more birds than Errol Flynn
Arthur (Arthur)
He's got no shame
Who's to blame?
Dark horse Arthur

What's his name?
Arthur, Arthur Clark

He's fooled her, we concur
Arthur Clark's an imposter
Arthur (Arthur)
He's got no yacht, and you know what
Arthur ain't no air pilot

Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur Clark

Bigamist, you get the gist?
Arthur Clark's a con artist
Arthur (Arthur)
He's a snake
Make no mistake
Dark horse Arthur
He's a fake

Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur Clark

He shows no remorse
He's Arthur Clark of course
He's a shark, he's Arthur Clark, dark horse

Corrupted, he's crooked
Two-face Arthur she trusted
Arthur (Arthur)
She's appalled with that dark
What's he called?
Arthur Clark

What's he called?
Arthur Clark

Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur

Arthur Clark, Arthur Clark
Arthur, Arthur, Arthur
Arthur Clark