What's that coming up the Silk Road?
Out of China?
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!
What's that creeping 'round your pee-pee?
And your vagina?
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!

The Black Death
It's gonna get ya
It's The Black Death
It's gonna hit ya
With those blisters
Oozing like syrup
That pesty little pestilence
Is killing half of Europe

It's The Black Death
And it's coming for you

Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!
Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!

The Black Death
It's getting closer
It's the Black Death
It's getting grosser
And it's making
Its way across England
Soon everything that's dangling
Won't be any good for ding-land

It's The Black Death
And it's coming for you

Black Death!