You make me feel like my first hangover
You're touchin' me like the very worst time
An' I feel nothin' for tomorrows pain
And I've learned my lesson... again

I do the unoccasional dumb thing
I try to keep them many
And not so far between
And all the whisky makes me crazy
When I've got nothin' better: to do

It's my confession
Hey, it's my profession
Well I profess, to all the rest
That I drink the way I... do