Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum
And they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me

When Mary came over the border
When Mary came over the border
Her eith twas approaching the cunt
Of a hurchin'
Her arse was in sic a disorder

And oh what a jewell was Mary
And oh what a jewell was Mary
Her face was fine, her bosom devine
And her puss was theekit with glory