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Ashley I know you're there
Pick up quick havent got much time

You're not gonna believe this
Its me, its you
I'm the future Ash

The year is year 2044
The world, is a disaster

If this album, Shtick Heads is released
There'll be war

No, no!
The pigeons
The pigeons are coming!

Drew behind you,
Drew!

Shtick Heads reaches number 1
Its the end of humanity and we know it!

Giant pigeons
Radioactive nuclear pigeons

It was just mean to be a comedy album

Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh!

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