Hi, um, is that Kelly Rowland?
It is!
Alright well my name is Stefan, I play in a band called The Midnight Beast
And I was wondering if you might be interested in doing a feature on one of our...
You would?!
You're the first person we've called, this is amazing!
Really?
Ha, I don't suppose Jay-Z might be interested in doing...
Course he wouldn't because he's not your...

Hi there, it's Stefan Abingdon calling about the Katy Perry collaboration with The Midnight Beast
Oh
Yeah she hung up

Hi, is that the office of the Kardashians?
Yeah, we were wondering if Kim was interested in doing a collaboration
No?
How 'bout Khloe?
Or the other one?

Hi, is this the office of Kelly Brooke
We're looking to get Kelly on a song
No she won't have to get her tits out
Well if you really want in the video maybe?
OK no its not for us, thank you though

Hi there, I'm looking for the office of Katie Price
I'm sorry I can't do this haha

Um, I'm looking to speak to the manager of Kerri Katona
Yeah, has Kerri got any talent?
Oh no she hasn't, alright thanks

[*dial tone*]
Hey boys, its Ke$ha
Heard you need someone for the album, I am crazy into it
So call-
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