Squeaky's in prison - I'm in misery
Squeaky's in prison and I'm in misery
That little red riding hood she really does it to me

Charlie can't help, he's in prison too
Charlie can't help, he's in prison
Starin' down the wall, practicing his voodoo

Patty's in prison - you know that I think she might get out
Yeah, Patty's in prison - she just might get out
Patty's got a daddy, and daddy's got a lot of clout

Eldridge is back, back in the penitentiary
Eldridge is back, back in the penitentiary - with Timothy
If I was Eldridge I woulda stayed in Gay Paree
Wine, women, and song

Hey, Squeaky's in prison and I'm in misery
Yeah, Squeaky's in prison and I'm in misery
That little red riding hood she really does it to me