I am whoever I wanna be
This is my story, you can't touch me
I'm cowboy Cassidy

Why don't I live in the real world?
Like the other boys and girls
I'm nobody
It's what they tell me

I see a lot of movies, it's my thing
Hey, think we can hang?
You look just like a movie star
I know who you are, Marilyn Monroe
You're so self-involved but you already know
Alright!

I'm half Dracula, I'll come to your house
We'll both pretend we're somebody else
Can't stop touching myself

We'll make music like kids of the night
We'll put on makeup out of sight
And here's to your health

You're a "strange bird,"
I'm "sick in the head, space case, retarded."
Poor little weasel, I'm so lonely
Please don't resist me
I'll be your Prince Uncharming

Spending all my time watching trash in my room
Caking on the grime while plotting out their doom
I'll see you on the streets, and here's the game we'll play
I will be the monster, you can be the prey
And to your dismay, today is not your day!

Parents will fuck you in the head
Your mind will crack until you're dead
They'll blame it all on the shows!

I don't believe in god
But god still believes in me, the preacher said
But nobody knows!

I'll hide away in silly films
I gotta see it again
I'll make believe what is real
You can't take me alive
You don't know your own mind!

Spending all my time watching trash in my room
Caking on the grime while plotting out their doom
I'll see you on the streets, and here's the game we'll play
I will be the monster, you can be the prey
And to your dismay, today is not your day!

I finally made it, mom
I'm on top of the world!

Spending all my time watching trash in my room
Caking on the grime while plotting out their doom
I'll see you on the streets, and here's the game we'll play
I will be the monster-
Alright!
Spending all my time watching trash in my room
Caking on the grime while plotting out their doom
I'll see you on the streets, and here's the game we'll play
I will be the monster, you can be the prey
I will be the monster, you can be the prey
And to your dismay, today is not your day!