Sound a little tongue tied
Better swallow your pride
Cause you can't find a ride
When you drink like a fish
Maybe you should not drive
I'll toot my horn
As you pick up trash on the round a bout
For the next six months
With your ass spread wide

Well you got no class
Speed up to pass
As your face hits the glass
Two burned out cars
On the five overpass
You will see your girl
Through the jail Plexiglas
Drunk punk mini smart ass
I'll wave to you
As your bus drives passed

And now Amanda's calling time to hitch a ride
Lights flashing in me mirror
It's me second DUI

And now Amanda's calling time to hitch a ride
Lights flashing in me mirror
It's me second DUI

Left your parents nest
From the old Midwest
You were second best
Put yourself to the test
Ty and five friends had enough of the old incest
And when they hear this
I'm sure he will protest
That little pest and he shaves his chest

And now Amanda's calling time to hitch a ride
Lights flashing in me mirror
It's me second DUI