I think I've been infected with the flu
Once again boredom's got me feeling blue
Sometimes in this life you've got to cut the crap
Sit down for my rights cause I don't care

To do what everybody else would do
I'm fine right here
I voted once but I didn't win
I'll never vote again

People say that I should give a damn
People say that I should respect this land
But I say, no way I won't compromise
Anyway my life remains the same

It's great, come join me at the lake
It's freshly stocked
No work, just play, leeching off the state all day
Clears my mind

They say this is the land of the free
To me that means I have the liberty
To sit down for my rights cause I don't care

To do what everybody else would do
I'm fine right here
I voted once but I didn't win
I'll never vote again

(God bless America, home of the whopper
God bless America, billions billions served)

Every week from Moscow to Madagascar,
Ronald McDonald's smile warms the hearts of all people
Regardless of race, color, creed, sex and social status
By opening 3 new McDonald's restaurants
As ambassador of my country, America,
Ronald personally invites you to join him on his quest to end world hunger
Enjoy