Thick as a football, weighs as much as a cat
How did that Hedgehog get so fat?
Tell me how...Overweight Hedgehog
You chew, eat dog food to get super sized
Now you swim in a bathtub to get exercise
Tell me how...Overweight Hedgehog

The scientists say it's wrong
You eat like that you won't live too long
But I'm gonna keep uh singing my song
Overweight Hedgehog, I love you [x3]

Tell me how...Overweight Hedgehog
Thick as a football, weighs as much as a cat
How did that Hedgehog get so fat?
Tell me how...Overweight Hedgehog