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Misunderstood, now
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Fightin' for the good now
Soarin' through the night in his rocket-powered dergebil
With his sidekick, the Neon Gerbil!

Yeah
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The world's fuzziest hero
Fighting crime with his trusty sidekick, the Neon Gerbil
Evildoers, you will cower in fear when he arrives on the scene
As you will be in big trouble
Aw

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Evildoers beware!
Velcro Man
Captain Clamsauce
The Crimson Zamboni
Your time has come

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