[Romanized:]

Pathetic reitō shokuhin kaitō
Hakanai dakedaro kitanai dakedaro minikui dakedaro ōdoburu
Amai pathetic aoi pathetic guro i pathetic
Kokonotsu mitsugo no show time

Handy hozon shokuhin kaifū
Osanai dakedaro kawaii dakedaro hageshī dakedaro meindisshu
Akai handy aoi handy kuroi handy
Kokonotsu yotsuko no show time

Crunch shōmi kigen haijo
Itami wa naidaro itaitashīdaro yasashikunaidaro dezāto
Akai crunch mei ko crunch kurai crunch
Wan tsū surī fō child of sand

Saikō no dināshou sa

Hey miss girl is very fond of child

[Japanese:]

Pathetic 冷凍食品解凍
儚いだけだろ 汚いだけだろ 醜いだけだろ オードブル
甘い pathetic 蒼い pathetic グロい pathetic
九つ三つ子の show time

Handy 保存食品開封
幼いだけだろ 可愛いだけだろ 激しいだけだろ メインディッシュ
紅い handy 青い handy 黒い handy
九つ四つ子の show time

Crunch 賞味期限排除
痛みは無いだろ 痛々しいだろ 優しくないだろ デザート
赤い crunch 鳴呼 crunch 暗い crunch
壱 弐 惨 四 child of sand

最高のディナーショウさ

Hey miss girl is very fond of child

[English translation:]

Pathetic the frozen food has thawed
It's only temporary, it's only dirty, it's only ugly hors d'oeuvre

Sweet pathetic blue pathetic grotesque pathetic

Nine triplets show time

Handy open the preserved food
It's only young, it's only cute, it's only violent main dish

Red handy blue handy black handy
Nine quadruplets show time
Eliminate the "sell by date"
It doesn't hurt does it? looks painful doesn't it?
It's not gentle is it? dessert

Red crunch ah crunch dark crunch

1 2 3 4 child of sand

It's the greatest dinner show!

Hey miss girl is very fond of child