I saw you naked, you were chasin' a pig
So I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to dig
You thought you could live in peace
But I saw you naked and I called the police

I saw you naked and I saw the terrible things that you did
I saw you naked and you know it made me sick

I saw you naked, you were campin' with scouts
I know they earned some merit badges when the lights went out
How could you touch those children?
I saw you naked, you were holdin' a trout

I saw you naked and I saw the terrible things that you did
I saw you naked and you know it made me sick

Don't you kids try this solo at home
That man is a trained professional

I saw you naked, you were up in a tree
Were you gonna jump on the paper boy? I hadda wait and see
Were you afraid of squirrels? Poison Ivy?
I saw you naked, you were singin' "Born Free"
"Born Free"

I saw you naked and I saw the terrible things that you did
I saw you naked and you know it made me sick