One two three four

On my TV screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin' Jerry Lewis

Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
He fucked up my Labor day
Make him go away

One, two, three, four

Jerry Lewis
I'm coming to get ya
You can run, you can't hide

Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

Give him 24 hours
He'll do what he please
He'd be on welfare
If it weren't for this disease

Make him go away
Make him go away
He fucked up my labor day
Make him go away

One, two, three, four

Jerry Lewis
We're coming to get ya
You can run you can't hide

Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide
And his voice gets mean

I guess that's what you get
When you take amphetamine

Make him go away
Make him go away
He fucked up my labor day
Make him go away

One, two, three. four

Jerry Lewis
We're coming to get ya
You can run you can't hide
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide