Hanging out with my momma, learned about Jesus
Hanging out with my dad, I met Haggard and Jones
Hanging out in the backseat of that '68 Chevy
I learned about heartache and the ways of the world

Hanging out with uncle Ronney, I learned to roll up a fat one
Hanging out with uncle Pooch, I learned to kick someone's ass
Hanging out with my grandpa, I learned about hard work
Get all that you need with the pride in your hands

And Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for the fighting side
George Jones when I feel like getting high
A bottle of low shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's going dry

Hanging out on a barstool, I learned about drinking
Hanging out with the police, I learned I'm not Jesse James
Hanging out with Mark Jones, I learned he still can't get laid
Some things in this town ain't ever gonna change
Hanging out with old Hankles, I learned he loves a T-bone
Hanging out with my ex-wife, she's a pain in the ass
It turns out in this life that in the long run
The only thing you can count on, Jesus, Haggard, and Jones

Got Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for my fighting side
George Jones when I feel like getting high
A bottle of low shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's going dry

Got Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for my fighting side
George Jones when I feel like getting high
A bottle of low shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hands going dry
Bottle of low shelf, bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hands going dry