Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what do you think?
Should we dig up some bones, should we stay here and drink?
Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what should we do?
Your momma walked out, she says that were through

I got a dog named Hank but I call him Hankles
He loves to shit on the floor, loves to chew on my ankles
He's the best buddy this old boy's ever had
'Cause he's just like me, good at being bad

Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what do you think?
Should we dig up some bones, should we stay here and drink?
Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what should we do?
Your momma walked out, she says that we're through

Running all night, howling at a full moon
Making my living doing what I love to
I got more in common with this ornery old bulldog
Than I do with that woman and most people I know of

So Hankles, old Hankles, what do you think?
Should we dig up some bones, should we stay here and drink?
Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what should we do?
Your momma walked out, she says that we're through

Hankles, old Hankles, tell me, what should we do?
Your momma walked out, she says that we're through
Hankles, sweet Hankles