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The Math Of Love Triangles Lyrics - Artist : Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
[Rebecca:]
What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men It's like she's a barbie with two perfect kens But wait, it just occurred to me Maybe I can solve this with geometry Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle So professors, teach me The math of love triangles Yay, time for book facts! [Teachers:] A triangle is a polygon With three edges and three vertices Take the base times the height, cut that in half To find the area of the surfaces [Rebecca:] Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me! The math of love triangles Isn't hard to learn [Teachers:] You're not taking in what we're saying We're a little bit concerned [Rebecca:] Yes, the math of love triangles Is as simple as can be Whichever tom or dick I might pick The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me! [Teachers:] Actually a triangle has multiple centers This triangle's scalene [Rebecca:] That's astute So I need to decide which man's more acute [Teachers:] Here's Pythagoras' theorem [Rebecca:] Will this help me choose? If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose [Teachers:] Let's take a look at what this line bisects [Rebecca:] Is that spelled b-i-s-e-x? [Teachers:] Those are good puns but please pay attention [Rebecca:] Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension? Whee, a swing! it's literal suspension! The math of love triangles Isn't hard to learn [Teachers:] We're starting to suspect You don't sincerely want to know about triangles [Rebecca:] Yes, the math of love triangles Is as simple as can be I need to choose between men, but until then The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me Is this a triangle? [Teachers:] No, that's a shoe [Rebecca:] Is this a triangle? [Teachers:] No, that's you [Rebecca:] So I'm a triangle? [Teachers:] What? no [Rebecca:] One, two, three, six, eight, three, go! [Matt:] You don't seem to know how to count [Scott:] We are sincerely worried about you [Rebecca:] Catch me! [Jeff:] You're ruining the number! [Teachers:] This angle's right [Rebecca:] Which angle's right? [Teachers:] No, not right like correct [Rebecca:] Ooh, are you erect? [Teachers:] No, 90 degrees [Rebecca:] That's really erect! The math of love triangles Is super duper fun [Teachers:] We're tired of all your tangents That's also a triangle pun [Rebecca:] Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math! You all deserve a kiss [Teachers:] Lady, we're all gay We get nothing out of this [Rebecca:] Neither man will notice My learning disability 'Cause the center of the triangle Is lil' old Sexy little baby Me! |
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