Could you be my best friend?
Let's hang out every weekend
Go driving every night
Stare at people that we like

Could you be my best friend?
I'll tell you all my secrets
I'll tell you all the times
That I wish that I could die

And if anybody fucks with you
They fuck with me
So, if anybody fucks with you
I'll knock their teeth out, yeah

Could you be my best friend?
Can we be friends?
Could you be my best friend?
Can we be friends?