Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex
God, I'm glad you finally gotten over them
Only took about a hundred million texts
God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist
Everybody knows I love you
So, so, so, so much
'Cause every time they ask, I always
Tell, tell, tell, tell them

That's my fucking best friend
That's my fucking right hand
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom
I still love them
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
That's my fucking best friend, best friend