Park Lane Green, it's Saturday night
West End Central, flashing lights
We've come to dance the night away
UV, dry ice, and DJ

Speaker pump that devil sound
Everybody's getting down
Moonwalk over to the gents
Exit zombie, money spent

Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to

Speaker pump that devil sound
Everybody's getting down
Moonwalk over to the gents
Exit zombie, money spent

Turnstile toilets, I joined the queue
Drinks at the bar, drugs in the loo
I entered Jekyll and came out Hyde
Mister Chevignon's inside

Bouncers, bimbos, lager louts
Zombie dancefloor bugging out
Back outside, the night is still
Smiley moves in for the kill

I Wish you Heaven, I Wish you Heaven

Bouncers, bimbos, lager louts
Zombie dancefloor bugging out
Back outside, the night is still
Smiley moves in for the kill

Cops and dogs in transit vans
At 4 o'clock we raid Clubland
T for Tango through the door
First us two and then you four

West End Central, flashing lights
Park Lane Green, it's Saturday night
We've come to dance the night away
UV, dry ice, and DJ

Speaker pump that devil sound
Everybody's getting down
Moonwalk over to the gents
Exit zombie, money spent

Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to