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The Squip Song Lyrics - Artist : Be More Chill Cast
[RICH:]
Freshman year I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only Soar by I was gross As every female would attest My sexting was a futile quest My little penis was depressed He was so lonely Poor guy I was Hopeless, hopeless I was Helpless, helpless Every time I'd walk the hallway I would trip I was Stagnant and idle I was So suicidal And then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then Then, then I got a Squip [JEREMY:] You got quick? [RICH:] Not quick Squip [JEREMY:] I've just never heard of it before [RICH:] Yeah, that's the point! This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit It's from Japan It's a gray, oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do [JEREMY:] So... It's like... Drugs? [RICH:] It's better than drugs, Jeremy It's from Japan It's a gray, oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do It tells you what to do It's preprogrammed It's amazing Speaks to you directly You behave as It's appraising Helps you act correctly [RICH |
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