So he said, "want to go to a movie?"
So she thinks, "what do I want to do?"
So he said, "I think you're pretty."
So she thinks, "I wish I liked you."

If I could draw a map
Of a boy that I would like,
Your resume would shine through
Like a bright green light.

If I didn't feel so wrong,
If I didn't feel so wrong,
If I didn't feel so wrong,
You'd be my Mr. Right.

So he said, "I have something to ask you."
So she thinks, "this makes no sense."
So he said, "are you a teepee or a wigwam?"
So she thinks, "I'm just too tense."

So he said, "can I see you later?"
So she thinks, "who else can come?"
So he said, "let's go have dinner."
So she thinks, "it's time that I go home."

If I could draw a map
Of a boy that I would like,
Your resume would shine through
Like a bright green light.

If I didn't feel so wrong,
You'd be my Mr. Right.
If I didn't feel so wrong,
You'd be my Mr. Right.
If I didn't feel so wrong,
You'd be my Mr. Right.