We gon' need a whole bunch o' Mountain Dew for this 'un

Well, last night I seen my sister
I sure did miss her (I did)
The smell of my cousin lingers on her neck (roll tide)
We went down to the river
Shot a whole bunch o' critters
Before you put words in my mouth
I ain't racist 'cause I'm from the South

Well, the farm's goin' good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise (Alright now)

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Well, my ex-wife callin' and annoyin' me
Speakin' of X, he needs to be free
Kickin' up dust in the air, it's hard to see (I can't see shit)

Well, my cornfield's lookin' mighty fine this year
I sit back and drink a beer
Enjoy this summertime breeze while it lasts

I said now

Well, the farm's goin' good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Well, the best part of being a Southern man
Is workin' all day keepin' up with my land
It's boring as shit, but I don't seem to mind

Up at four 'til the sun goes down
Ramblin' and pullin' all the titties from my cows
Ain't nothin' better'n bein' a country boy

I said now

Well, the farm's goin' good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Alright now boys

Well, the farm's goin' good, my back's still strong
I kiss my wife when I get home
Another day in a Southern paradise

Well I shoot them deer, and I beat my meat
Sure tastes good when it's cooked by me
Another long day, gonna be another long night

Pinecone in this bitch
Wooo
God, I'm a fuckin' idiot