In comparison to him I'm just a peasant
From the moment he stepped into class I felt my reputation slashed in half and stashed away beneath his presence
"I'm the coolest thing you'll ever know so you can call me chromeo" 'cause I'm lacking any awkward adolescence
The kids smile from ear to ear as they learn he was held back a year for starting fights and failing all his lessons
Lord with all my heart and all my youth I pray to be as cool as you

Hey now, any day now, who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey hey now, lost my way now, all through the day, and into the night

Hes got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
Hes the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
Hes the boys he's chromeo

Now if chromeo says he needs a lover
Then girls were boring any way, and maybe if I'm gay he'll say I'm cool enough to hang with in the summer
School is pointless don't ya know, that's why I skip class with chromeo and we get high in his basement but I'm a bummer
Cause I say I don't like how it feels and chromeo says that what appeals to him just don't appeal to my mother
I guess that's just the way it goes
Jumping bridge for chromeo

Hey now, any day now, who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey hey now, lost my way now, all through the day, and into the night

He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo

Stranger things have been taken too far
Oh chromeo
Sweet chromeo
Don't break my fuckin' heart

He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo