I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know

Hello?
Hello?
It's like oh my God, I don't know
It's like oh my God, I don't know
It's like oh my God, what the fuck, LOL
So what the hell son, I don't know

I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know

Yo
Yo
Oh my God, I'm at work
They don't let me text at work
So I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm textin' you in the bathroom

Oh my God, I'm at school
They don't let me text in school
So I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Plus I think I just took some bad 'shrooms

I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I dunno