Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend
Turned that little pussy inside out
Violated my sweet precious little honey
Now she's talking about the sailor and she's walking kinda funny
Crabs in her panties and her snatch is kinda runny
Don't wanna love her no more

Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend
Spread 'er them legs and filled 'er up real good
Everybody warned me that they were gonna do it
Now 'er hole is so big you can drive a tractor through it
Taken lotta men to keep being her lover
'Er cookie is the size of a manhole cover

Steel Panther fucked my girlfriend
Gave her the shocker and the Dirty Sanchez too
Took her backstage and then all took turns
Lookin' 'bout the counter makes me squeak and squirm
She farts and smells like an old man's sperm
And I don't wanna love a dirty girl no more
Don't wanna love her no more
Don't wanna love her no more
Don't wanna love her no more

(Fuck you Steel Panther)