Morgan's pain
Succumbs to the frame
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

Astral plane
Conversing lame
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

A stained pane
Drownin' out the rain
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

You name the game
And I'll bring dwayne
And roger and rerun
To wayne's pet youngin'

Rerun's brain
Confetti stain
In a zany combination
Of wayne's pet youngin'

What's your name?
Are you glad you came?
Would you die in the name
Of wayne's pet youngin'?

Yes I would!