Pants are for keeping you warm
That's what they're designed to do
They keep your bum happy
They look really snappy
Now how about some socks and shoes?

Shoes are for walking around
That's what they're designed to do
They keep your toes happy
They look really snappy
Now how about a sweater for you?

Sweaters are like wearing a hug
That's what they're designed to do
They keep your heart happy
They look really snappy
And it all looks great on you
Pants are for keeping you warm