[Robbie:] Hey, Mr. Beck
[Cat:] Your life's going swell
[Robbie:] Now here's some news
[Cat:] That's not so fun to tell
[Both:] Oh (oh)

[Robbie:] Now Andre'd like to thank you for the use of your car
[Cat:] But something icky happened and it's kind of bizarre
[Robbie:] His grandmother peed in a clear plastic cup
[Cat:] Andre put it in your car, then he started it up
[Both:] Now... comes... the bad part

[Cat:] He was on his way to the doctor and he took a sharp turn
[Robbie:] The cup fell over and spilled all the urine
[Cat:] 64 plus 9 equals 73
[Robbie:] But please don't feel bad now that your car smells like pee
[Both:] 'Cause you're still good looking